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asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye













theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.













belieiveinsomething:

princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

Made me think differently about abortion

belieiveinsomething:

princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

Made me think differently about abortion













wheresdrew:

It shouldn’t be called meet and greet it should be called pay and hey













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bobbyhorin:

vaughan arnell wouldnt have messed up a one direction video like this look at his kind face he dont look like the v for vendetta mask 

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he got the butt chin of a man you can trust 













memyselfandhate:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what













aumare:

sellyourselfshort:

I CANT

BREATHE

aumare:

sellyourselfshort:

I CANT

BREATHE













trytomakemestay:

i cant believe the you and i video was plagiarized like if ben winston was gonna steal an idea then he should have at least stolen a good one 













4-panel-life:


every month

4-panel-life:

every month













fenrir-kin:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase

right up there with Viva la pluto













@Luke5SOS Putting the left earphone in the right ear gives me anxiety













thugash:

hotdamn5sos:

Luke changed his icon on Twitter :)

damn son













maraki-directioner:

For: myonedirection-1dff (the book cover ♥ c:)

maraki-directioner:

For: myonedirection-1dff (the book cover ♥ c:)